What is a boudoir session really like?

The ideas we have in our minds rarely match what actually happens in any given situation. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, think of all of the conversations we've had in our heads, or situation planning that we've done, just to find out later that we were so far away from anything that even remotely resembled what we'd encounter.  

My clients often say that their boudoir session was nothing like they were expecting. I hope they mean that in a good way. The truth is, no matter how much I try to describe a session to you, unless you are present for one or take part in it yourself then you will always have crazy ideas in your head. Until now..... 

I'm not sure why I didn't think of this sooner, but Seinfeld has the PERFECT clip to show you what a boudoir session is like. I mean, this is EXACTLY what happens on a day to day basis. I hope that anyone considering boudoir is overly enlightened by this clip:  

I hope by now you realize that I am totally kidding.